I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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