Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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