But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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