Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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