Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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