it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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