I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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