She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
