Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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