You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You left your phone here
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