Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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