We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Say something about gay babies.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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