But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I know her cup size but not her name....
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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