She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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