they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm at about main and main street
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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