i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
