You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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