Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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