SEEEEXXX PLEASE
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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