Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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