I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Randomize
