He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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