Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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