just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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