so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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