i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I love black thongs
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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