What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
