butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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