Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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