2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
jump out the window naked night went bad
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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