stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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