I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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