I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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