You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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