Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
When did angry sex become our thing?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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