Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
we're making bets on your personal life
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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