well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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