I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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