Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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