so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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