I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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