i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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