Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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