i was rollin on her like bob the builder
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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