Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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