no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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