Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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