he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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