i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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