ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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